Gorgeous Queen Emily Cole

[saucy_fuckpig]

Oh well who am I kidding. The early 20 something Emily was seriously good looking. She had facial aesthetics to DIE for. AND a smoking hot body to boot.

I'm not really cool with the level of misogyny on this site. Or the general level of noncycyness. If that is even a word..

But starting tomorrow I'm gonna open a new blog...Working title Emily Cole Covered. But I think Spunking Emily has a nice ring to it..

Anyway I'm going to try and 'tribute' 100 pictures of Emily in 100 days.

More details will follow shortly. But trust me... It's gonna be EPIC!!

Great idea, great shot, definitely bookmarking that one

[iSplurge]

Well I'm definitely going to start tributing again. But I won't just target Emily. Paint Her White will be my blog. For the handful of you who are interested.

Mainly going to be targeting the uber manicured Instagram queens.

[MadeleineWhiteWhorse]

Zдорова дрочилы. I'm glad you wankers survived that horrible February storm without breaking your arms - your main tool for "tribute". Here's a photo of Emily playfully lifting her skirt up while riding Calvin Harris' golden retriever to brighten your day. I bet you would sell your kidneys on the black market to be this dog. This pic was taken in January when Emily was sharing lines of excellent cocaine with her new celebrity friends at the Stucktaymore house in Scotland where they celebrated the new year.
Is it me or did she really forget to wear panties? That dog is so lucky. You have probably noticed she hates bras so much she never wears them, seems she can't tolerate the idea that she has to wear some piece of clothing designed to hide her main treasures in the form of two breasts and two holes.

Lifting a skirt with that smile while having a male dog between her legs is kinda #Censor to say the least but hey it's Emily Cole... She loves to expose her private parts and luckily for her it works. All those years of flaunting boobs have finally given great results helping Emily Cole aka Veronica Vamp join the elite escort Princess club.

[MadeleineWhiteWhorse]

September 2021, Ibiza. Emily is becoming a member of the VIP hoe union. The brunette is Calvin Harris' girlfriend Aarika Wolf.

[MadeleineWhiteWhorse]

Gorgeous Queen Emily Cole and her boyfriend the hurts frontman Theo Hutchcraft having the time of their lives in Ibiza, September 2021.

[MadeleineWhiteWhorse]

Emily with Theo Hutchcraft at Mark Gillespie's birthday party, August 31, 2021. Ibiza. Look at that cleavage. Calvin Harris would call it "tit window". She really served her boobs as the main meal that night. Feel sorry for the men who were around her... Must be really stressful spending the entire night trying to politely avoid staring at these boobs shamelessly exposed to your face.

[MadeleineWhiteWhorse]

Emily & Theo Hutchcraft's holidays. Summer 2020.
For the hall of fame
and for your fansites.

[MadeleineWhiteWhorse]

Emily and Theo visiting Brighton for Jak Hutchcraft's birthday, January 2022. Jak is Theo's brother.
I keep hearing rumours that Emily and Hutchcraft are already planning their wedding for the next year. What a lucky guy.... :')

[MadeleineWhiteWhorse]

Emily Cole, 28, looking absolutely delighted to be a part of the pagan holiday as she's watching the sunrise with her boyfriend, Theo Hutchcraft, 35. The former dandy-lover of Dita Von Tease and Anorexa Chung looks almost unrecognisable dressed in a black leather coat and black fisherman beanie as he's standing next to his soon-to-be fiancée wearing a chic white trench coat and sexy yellow hat. The couple was spotted together at Stonehenge during the winter solstice festival. According to multiple eyewitnesses, the pair was getting really "cozy and kissy". Pagans close to Emily Cole told Daily Nail, "The wedding ring is on its way!"... The Hurts frontman is ready to settle down and sees the busty blonde as the perfect woman to start a family with, the pagan claims. "Emily is very talented and smart. She's fun to be around and likes Theo's friends. She has so much respect for Calvin, I mean Adam, she cries every time she hears "This is what you came for" playing at the shopping mall. Her biggest dream is collaboration with him... She really knows how to shoot boobs and booties to make them look delicious".

[MadeleineWhiteWhorse]

The London-based Swindon-raised artist and director has gained huge admiration for her risqué fashion sense and art style from certain male sex-positive liberal online communities. The vast majority of Emily's admirers are Vice and OnlyFans male subscribers. Her target audience is white single cis male sex-work supporters in their 30/50s. Her most notable work is the "I'm your Venus" video project that shows Emily as a pink-skinned female dancing naked for her invisible male voyeurs. The video inspired by Juno Calypso's visual aesthetics raises awareness of important mental health issues, such as dissociative identity disorder, exhibitionistic disorder and stockholm syndrome. The video is available to watch for free on YouTube.

[MadeleineWhiteWhorse]

Has anyone else noticed the remarkable similarity in the art style?
Calvin Harris, "Thinking about you", 2013.
Emily Cole, "I'm your Vaginus", 2017.

[iSplurge]

No mate.

[iSplurge]

But I just realised that I've never cum tributed Alexa Chung. Well that's about to change.

[Jizzmatr]

Hentai one

[tribsneyland]

Perfection

[MadeleineWhiteWhorse]

No mate.

Ok mate. I think Calvin Harris' art style is way more deserving of our attention and admiration than that pretentious crap Emily tries to pass off as "art".
Furthermore, Emily can't hold a candle to Xenia Deli and her perfect skinny buttocks. As far as I can remember, Emily's boyfriend aka Theo Hutchcraft was drooling over Xenia's thighs like a Saint Bernard sitting in front of a butcher shop...

[MadeleineWhiteWhorse]

The more I look at this trashy skank, her worn out ugly blue jumpsuit and ugly boots, the more I understand why her boyfriend still ##### Russian pole dancers on instagram. He misses those skinny Eastern European thighs like craZy.

[MadeleineWhiteWhorse]

She's a dirty dirty dancer, dirty dirty dancer, never ever lonely.
She's a dirty dirty dancer, dirty dirty dancer, you'll never be her only.

[MadeleineWhiteWhorse]

But I just realised that I've never cum tributed Alexa Chung. Well that's about to change.

Alexa Chung, Alana Creszata, Aarika Wolf, Ana Tanaka, and... Amato Cassie, fuckyeees! add them all to your wank bank, cmon. I was gonna say Emily needs to change her name to Amelie to be accepted into the Scarlet letter club but then I remembered her second name is... Ann #Alisthoe

[MadeleineWhiteWhorse]

Her middle name is Ann, I mean. Sorry. :/

[MadeleineWhiteWhorse]

Alana Greszata is friends with Aarika Wolf and Cassie Amato. Cassie Amato is friends with Ana Tanaka and Aarika Wolf. Hutchcraft's dick connects people better than Nokia.
When 21 year old Emily was busy studying art at college 8 years ago, 20 year old Cassie escorted 28 year old Theo Hutchcraft on Vegas trips with Calvin Harris and Aarika Wolf. Today it's time for 28 year old Emily to spend her holidays with Aarika and escort 35 year old Hutchcraft everywhere. Now you see why education is very important for women. Emily isn't just another stupid escort Princess hanger-on... she's an escort Princess with an art degree !

[MadeleineWhiteWhorse]

Apropos of nothing

[Phanton]

Hot Emily

[Satan_is_her_name]

Hot Emily

She's hot for dudes who never had sex. Especially with beautiful women. Only familiar with drunk chubby sluts like this.

[Satan_is_her_name]

Hey

[Satan_is_her_name]

Because compared to Anna Selezneva she's fat.

[Satan_is_her_name]

Yeah this whole website is dogshit toxic. Reading back my previous posts I'm fucking mortified. No one deserves to recieve this kind of 'attention'.

How many more times are you going to call this site toxic? You spent 10 years on this site. If you really had a problem with misogyny on this site, you wouldn't be here, right? Relax man, Emily's boyfriend is way more misogynistic than you. He's definitely no better than dudes on this forum and he never apologises for his behaviour. I think you should follow his example. Don't be so hard on yourself.

[Satan_is_her_name]

Thankfully I don't have a penis and therefore can't be fooled by that Queen. I only know about her because she's shagging the lead singer of the fairly wanky band I used to listen. But if a dickpic is required... here you are.

[Satan_is_her_name]

10 years ago, before the whole cancel culture thing, @ theohurts once tweeted "Pink is the first hermaphrodite to go to No1 on the US billboard chart". He was a 26 year old grownass man doing pap strolls with Alexa Chung and Dita Von Teese, signing autographs after singing his love ballads....he posted that shit on his public twitter account. Add to that his tweets bodyshaming "very muscly women". I have no idea why Theo Hutchcraft didn't like Pink, she doesn't even know about his existence. Maybe because she looks like a butch lesbian? Like all misogynistic twats, Hutchcraft naturally has a hate boner for butch lesbians and all women who have bigger biceps than him. If he tweeted something like this today, his career would be over along with his relationship with Emily's Hole. He knows it of course, today Theo Hutchcraft has a new public image. He isn't a cliché frontman macho anymore, he's a male feminist vegan boy who supports body positivity for the sake of albums sales.

[Satan_is_her_name]

Emily's topic on this site was created in November 2011 when Theo Hutchcraft just finished the happiness tour. The Hurts band had a very interesting tour rider back in 2010-2011, their tour rider included photos of models for the dressing room. Yes, Emily's boyfriend aka Theo David Hutchcraft wanted his dressing rooms to be decorated with printed photos of sexy models. He called them "rider girls". You still can find his rider girls and # amazing women tweets on twitter. It was like his daily ̶h̶a̶n̶d̶ job. He would regularly tweet photos of models, covers of fashion magazines, bikini billboards, talking about models every day, praising them, thanking God for them. His obsession with models and anorexia annoyed his female fans pretty badly. You know it hurts when your crush bombards you with photos of posh skinny chicks he'd like to fuck and you're sitting in your room looking like the stoned fox meme. But it got even worse when he joined instagram in 2013. Instagram was a lot like tinder for him. He got nicknamed 'wanker' by his own fans joking about his long-term romance with his left hand. Just in case you don't know, Hutchcraft is left-handed. He would find dozens of new models every day. Over a period of 5 years, he followed millions of models and female artits à la Emily Cole showing off their boobs for art purposes.